Happy Halloween
Halloween
is one of the darker celebrations we have. Ghosts, ghouls
and goblins come out to play on Halloween instead of groundhogs,
fools and jolly ole fat men. Black cats, witches and other
underworld sorts see to it that they get their time on
earth even if it is just for one evening a year.
Halloween
is a great time to watch scary movies, such as well, Halloween
I, II, or III. Freddie loves Jason, Jason loves Freddie,
Chainsaw Massacre or a Night on Elm Street might just
be good flicks to curl up to in a darkened house with
no one around. You may even wish to curl up with Zodiac,
Natural Born Killers or another mass murderer tale.
Halloween
is also a good time to hold a séance, pull out
the Ouija Board, burn incense and talk in tongues. Palm
reading, tarot cards and reading tea leaves is also fair
game. Pull out your latest John Edward or James Van Praagh
DVD to hear what those in the afterlife have to say.
Halloween
is also the time for kids and costumes, candy and trick
or treating. Parents and kids get to check out the neighbor's
home, many for the firs time.
Here
are a few Halloween jokes to brighten your day (or night):
Why
do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...
What
do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...
How
do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...
For those who wish a scarier message with religious connotations
here is a Halloween Prayer found on the Web:
Halloween Prayer
Oh
Satan, who art in Haides
Halloween by thy name,
Thy Kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
Unearthed as it is
Unleavened
Give
us this day
Our daily bread
And forgo us
Our trespasses
As
we forgo those who
Trespass against us
Thine is the fiefdom
And the gory
Forever and ever
O'man!
Perhaps not
perfect prose or perfectly posed prose, but it has the
Halloween spirit. If you have any Halloween prose to send
in, don't be shy.
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So, happy
Halloween and go get some body parts. You'll need them
for the Witching Hour. Muuuuaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaa!
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